ironinomicon:

this is going to be the last post you see about this i promise!

i go to court on tuesday, the fine is $135, i haven’t paid rent yet and i have 42 cents in the bank! those of u who have already bought a thing, that went toward actually getting the cars registered and it was really really helpful thank you, we’re almost there, this is for the court fee and the rent and hopefully food!

all of these are hand-embroidered with DMC thread on aida cloth - 100% cotton - the reds are NOT dyed with innocent blood and i did NOT do any fell rituals to enact the black aida cloth do not believe hearsay!

STOCK ON HAND:

game of thrones
the words of house stark - 6x9 - $20
fact about jon snow - 6x9 - $20
i could arrange and embroider the words of any house for the same price and a slight delay

pokemon
cubone, chikorita, psyduck, pichu - 4x4 - each $15
(the images themselves are roughly/slightly under 4x4, they’re on about a 6x6 square of cloth)
other pokemon (or pokemon fusion sprites) available by custom order

misc
medieval dudes playing bagpipes with their butts - $10 each or get both for $15
yeah idk. blackwork based on medieval marginalia. i thought it was funny at the time?

the goddamn batman - about 3x6 (fabric is 5x8) - $15

space is neat - 5x7 on a 6x9 fabric - $20

oregon trail tribute - about 5x9 on a 6x10 fabric - $20

as always i do accept commissions! on any custom order you’ll get to see, approve and make changes to the pattern before i start to sew it and we can negotiate pricing.

all prices include shipping in the united states! i’m willing to ship overseas but it might be expensive

my ask box // my email

Not Waffle House related BUT important!  If you’re feeling inclined to help out, toss some money at Owl & he will make you something adorable. 

He would probably even cross-stitch you a waffle.

Hopefully the lucky recipients will post some pictures of their new swag upon arrival.  HINT HINT. 

billygoatprincess:

holyshitwafflehouse:

If I said I had some GENUINE WAFFLE HOUSE WAITRESS APRONS and that I would send them to you for $5  maybe more like $7 now that I look at shipping prices, would you want them?

Just, you know, theoretically…

YESSSSS

OKAY so apparently y’all love Waffle House Aprons. 

HERE IS THE RUN-DOWN:  I have two black and one pin-stripe.  I’m gonna send them out to people selected at random, as this seems the only fair way.

Reblog OR like this post and tomorrow I will select three people and bestow upon them the gift of Waffle House Swag.

Fair warning: these are all used, though they look perfectly fine and I’ll wash them one last time before sending them out.

If I said I had some GENUINE WAFFLE HOUSE WAITRESS APRONS and that I would send them to you for $5  maybe more like $7 now that I look at shipping prices, would you want them?

Just, you know, theoretically…

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/may/21/fema-waffle-house-index-oklahoma

apparently,There is such a thing as “Waffle House Index” for disasters.

Yep!  Waffle House is VERY proud of this - it shows up in our training videos. 

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/05/16/taco-bell-testing-out-waffle-tacos/?xid=rss-topstories

here it is.submitting cause asks are ass

Blue is obviously a visionary.  He should file a lawsuit.

NO. 

WHAT.

SOMEONE GET PICTURES.

kellercw78:

Super Soaked Suzanne hanging around the dish pit.

I may never stop laughing at this picture

Oh glorious land of my birth, is there anything you don’t provide?

BUT CALIFORNIA IS SO FAR AWAY :sob:

cryingjessepinkman:

cryingjessepinkman:

I just noticed it says “grits on my tits” on the bulletin board back here

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